Saturday, 15 September 2007

THE BLOG IS DEAD....

.... long live the BLOG.

To all my loyal readers... I would like to invite you both *hur hur* over to my new website

www.sonoforac.com

Where you may see overtime more of the same.... RUN... NOW... RUN... (notte away).

See you soon.

Sunday, 2 September 2007

Not a Mac' User.

Saturday, 1 September 2007

Wednesday, 22 August 2007

Tis all just numbers!

http://www.moanmyip.com/

A quantum leap in technical support!

Sunday, 19 August 2007

Worlds worse Phishing attempt....


..... even YOU would not fall for this one!

Sunday, 12 August 2007

OUCH!

Do not watch!

S.o.O.

Friday, 10 August 2007

Yahoooo!

Or rather Goooogle!

Click!

G-Drive is on the way :)

Geeks of the world unite.

S.o.O.

Sunday, 5 August 2007

Men behaving badly (tv)

People warned me for years.. no matter how much of a fan don't weaken and watch the first series... there is a reason they don't repeat it.

They were right. It was awful. Harry Enfield *yikes* couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.

Now looking forward to happier episodes to come.

S.o.O.

Monday, 30 July 2007

Freebies!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_at_War_(TV_Series)

Yeah. All 20 DVDs from The Daily Mail successfully collected.

6 extra on order with the presentation box.

Gold ol' british papers. No news.... but who cares.

S.o.O.

Saturday, 28 July 2007

Tuesday, 24 July 2007

Recording of TeeVee.

agggggghhhh! Setup right time, right channel and still cannot watch the show if the listings are wrong. So now missed Episode 1 of The Wire.

No wonder the whole world is downloading. I mean.. get the ***** listing right at least.

S.o.O.
*ranting*

Saturday, 21 July 2007

Why I love my mobile phone.

  • You have 30 lovely tv channels (sky and bbc etc).
  • You have 1 gig of memory for the mp3 I swipe from the radio plus my sitcoms.
  • You have internet access allowing me to bore people with www.twitter.com
  • You have a 3mil camera to capture the swans at work
  • You are Sony.

My phone.. .. I love you. Not to mention then 250 free texts a month I get for being a persistent git with Vodafone.

SoO.

Friday, 20 July 2007

Victor Meldrew, VIP,RIP

One a night for weeks and weeks... but now the last series has ended, and so has Victor.

Click Here!


Class act.

S.o.O.

Sunday, 15 July 2007

Signs that you are turning into a cheap git #12321

Using your mobile to take pictures from a computer magazine because too cheap to buy it.

Tuesday, 10 July 2007

Got a cold.

It is the worse cold ever.

The doctor said I would live, but didn't recommend it.

*cough*
*sneeze*

S.o.O.

Tuesday, 3 July 2007

Separated at birth!!

One is an irritating tone death abuser of music, the other was married to Dorothy's daughter.

Saturday, 30 June 2007

Soap Research.

Part way through a bit of research. Thought I had better record my 1/2 way thoughts.

The plan is to watch 4 sitcoms a night.... (or at least all 4 back-to-back when time permits).

From the beginning episode.
Steptoe & Son
Only Fools & Horses
One Foot in the Grave
Bottom.

The purpose was to decide, at least in my little head, which of these monumental landmark sitcoms is "best".

I am not sure on my final thoughts... though Bottom is near then end of the episodes (with only three series), the others have a long way to go... but here are some thoughts (as if anyone is interested).

Steptoe & Son.
Wow! These are old :) The actors could be either comedians or Shakespearian actors. These, the oldest, like the others with the exception of Only Fools and Horses, are happy to womble along with just two (or three) people in the whole of the episode. No need for a cast of hundreds. What is really refreshing, even 4 series in, is that there is no catch phrases..... said "dirty old man" once, but that was 10 episodes again. No big setup... no laughter just 'because'.

Only Fools & Horses.
Wonderful, with the classic lines hitting you like a train from the very first episode... "Why do they call him Trigger, does he carry a gun?" --- "no, he looks like a horse". More on Only Fools in a future post. But.. class act.

One Foot in th Grave
I didn't realise how the main characters were introduced so early on... the chap with the mother next door, Mrs Borboise... and even Angus in series 2. These, like Steptoe, are as sad as they are funny.

Bottom
I wanted a modern classic, and Bottom sprung to mind. I like to think of it as simply a continutation of the Comic Strip Presents..... Mr Jolly Lives Next Door. Every episode a classic, but as with all but Steptoe & Son ( and even that sitcom to a point ), it is driven by catchphrases and catch-situation. That said, that is what makes a sitcom so comfortable to watch.

More ramblings as I progress through the project :)

S.o.O.

Monday, 18 June 2007

20 pounds in 4 weeks!

I am not the man I once was :)


S.o.O.

Tuesday, 29 May 2007

I am a fat loser!

7 pounds in 7 days (okay, 8 days as it was a bank holiday and missed the Monday weigh-in).

I attribute this success to 4 things.

1) Eating better
2) Eating less
3) Lots of physical jerks
4) Being soooo overweight I had to power eat to maintain the massive weight I was carrying.

S.o.O.

Saturday, 26 May 2007

My spanking new haircut!

My new haircut!

Wonder if it will grow back before work.

S.o.O

Tuesday, 22 May 2007

New arrival at work!

Thursday, 10 May 2007

Day off Work.....

.... plumber here, had to stay in.

But I didn't waste a second!!

Click here, Pet!

Sunday, 29 April 2007

Grrrrrr... TROY!

I remember when it first came out.. I loved it, loved everything about it.

Watched it again yesterday, just SOOOO not the film I remember.

Where were the Light Cycles, where was Jeff Bridges... the battle tanks????

Spears...... my arse!

SoO, disappointed.

Monday, 9 April 2007

What's better than....

.... Easter eggs on Easter Sunday?

Shopping for Easter eggs on Bank Holiday Monday.

£2 for Doctor Who money box Easter Egg.... bargain.

S.o.O.

Wednesday, 28 March 2007

Frog or Horse... I dunno!

Saturday, 24 March 2007

"Tesco judges Wizard"

Wednesday, 21 March 2007

If Carlsberg made Sci Fi theme tunes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8YiXdTP-5E

Present from the bin men?

No. Sadly he lives a few doors down..... and went home again.

Sunday, 11 March 2007

A rebel!

Shoe Repairs and Keycutting.

Wouldn't it be fun to just run in with a big shoe in the shape of a key, and dropping it on the counter say "pick it up next week"?

Would they repair it.... or copy it.... oh! what fun.

S.o.O.

Wednesday, 7 March 2007

How the mighty have fallen....

She could have had it all... married to a successful shopkeeper and full use of the shop delivery bike at weekends, but no.. she ended up running a house of ill repute in Rome.

How sad, from district nurse to a madam :(

Tuesday, 6 March 2007

Happy Shopping Trip.

Arrived at the out-of-town-shopping-hell hole.

Watched an epsiode of The West Wing and mud'ed.

*coffee brought to car*

Watched Sky News on phone

*coffee and sandwich brought to car*

Had a snooze

*went home*

Happy shopping!

S.o.O.

Saturday, 3 March 2007

*sigh* Failed the Mensa test again.

Wednesday, 28 February 2007

#789

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0151137/

Purchased Joan of Arc (1999). Number 789 in my dvd collection.

I purchased it because it was simply the best film that I didn't have. So, for a split second my DVD collection was complete, but alas, now I need more.

Jolly good film. Milla Jovovich.... fine actress, have her scrubbed and brought to my tent.

S.o.O.

Monday, 26 February 2007

Red Hot Pawn.

Chess keeps popping up on TV... West Wing, rewatching Blade Runner and others.

Spurred me on to playing some online chess. I used to play a lot of chess when younger, I was realllllly bad at it.

www.redhotpawn.com

Create an account and challenged 'Orac', see for yourself. This is a really great free service. You get a mail when it is your turn to move and little onscreen chess sets showing where you are upto.

Geeky.

S.o.O.

Saturday, 24 February 2007

Coincidence and DVDs.

So, out on a shopping expedition whilst waiting for the car to have new brake thingies fitted and I find myself in WH Smith.

The film I really wanted to record last night ,but couldn't as I was recording the other side, was for sale.... £1.97, kerching.

Shadow of the Vampire, http://imdb.com/title/tt0189998/, looks great and not sure why I have not heard of it before.

Love these little coincidences, proves there is a god of TV.

*cue spooky Twilight Zone music*

S.o.O.

Welcome.

They, whoever 'they' are, say that blogs are the fastest growing part of the internet. I would like to think that this phenomena is largely attributed to me as this is my millionth [1] blog.

I sort of missed having the other one these few weeks, so here we go again. I have used a generic name though... to attract [2] both Discworld peeps and Roundworld peeps that I know.

As before, just silly photo, observations and mad ramblings.

Pip Pip!
S.o.O.
(Son of Orac)

[1] Third.

[2] Bully into reading